Children’s Christmas Jokes

Christmas is a magical time for children and with that in mind we’ve compiled some of our favourite children-friendly Christmas jokes.

The jokes are in question and answer format to help with some interaction with your children. Some are clever, some are silly but they’re likely to get your kids giggling or groaning…with a bit of luck, they might start creating their own jokes.

PS The fact that they’re children’s jokes doesn’t mean adults can’t enjoy them too – feel free to smile, laugh at loud or occasionally groan, as appropriate.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
Christmas Quacker
What do you call a snowman in the Sahara desert?
Lost
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?
He has Santa claws!
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards!
What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25. There’s “no EL”!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
‘What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve’